1、快递等半月，等到花儿谢!

2、翻译：(WAIT KUAIDI FOR HALF MONTH，THEN FLOWERS DEAD)

3、下单不比价，两口子准打架!

4、人家造神话，你去围观啥!

5、翻译：(50% OFF BUY FAKE THING，LOSE FACE AND BAD LUCK COME)

6、翻译：(ADJOINING LAOMA MAKE GOD，WHY ARE YOU ROUND SEE)

7、熬夜扑个空，迟到老板轰!

8、翻译：(BUY THINGS NO BI JIA，WIFE BEAT YOU TO DEAD)

9、翻译：(KILL NIGHT FOR NOTHING，BOSS KICK YOU AWAY)

10、翻译：(BAD BB CAUSE RENROU，WHO CAN FEELS GOOD)

11、差评被人肉，谁都不好受!